Thursday, April 21, 2011

Squirrel Tulip Relocation Committee: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Please explain the purpose of the Squirrel Tulip Relocation Committee.

A: The Squirrel Tulip Relocation Committee understands that you might not have the time or resources for proper landscaping. The Squirrel Tulip Relocation Committee is dedicated to relocating your tulips in a manner that best befits your landscape, as well as the Squirrel Tulip Relocation Committee. The Squirrel Tulip Relocation Committee encourages you to choose the Squirrel Tulip Relocation Committee for all your tulip relocation needs.

The Squirrel Tulip Relocation Committee is not affiliated with the Squirrel Tulip Redistribution Committee, the Squirrel Tulip Restoration Committee or the Squirrel Tulip Recognizance Committee. No endorsement of these organizations is intended or should be inferred.

Q: Please explain the tulip relocation process.

A: The Squirrel Tulip Relocation Committee will acquire your tulip bulbs in a timely and efficient manner, then redistribute them as it sees fit. The Squirrel Tulip Relocation Committee specializes in placement services only, and therefore cannot be held responsible for tulip growth or lack thereof, or the inadvertent distribution of non-tulip material.

Q: Please explain the fees for the Squirrel Tulip Relocation Committee’s services.

A. The Squirrel Tulip Relocation Committee does not charge for its services. However, the Squirrel Tulip Relocation Committee may acquire and possibly redistribute other items during the relocation process as it sees fit.

Q: Please explain the proper way to contact the Squirrel Tulip Relocation Committee.

A: The Squirrel Tulip Relocation Committee does not provide contact information. The Squirrel Tulip Relocation Committee will provide its services when it is convenient for the Squirrel Tulip Relocation Committee.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Welcome to the Squirrel Tulip Relocation Committee

The Squirrel Tulip Relocation Committee would like to formally announce the creation of the Squirrel Tulip Relocation Committee blog. The Squirrel Tulip Relocation Committee blog has been recognized by the Squirrel Tulip Relocation Committee and its members.

The Squirrel Tulip Relocation Committee is not affiliated with the Squirrel Tulip Reconstruction Committee, the Squirrel Tulip Restoration Committee or the Squirrel Tulip Recognizance Committee. No endorsement of these organizations is intended or should be inferred.